Welcome to Waterford River!
Est. 2025 Born from love, mischief, and a little bit of river envy.
Welcome to Waterford River!
Est. 2025 Born from love, mischief, and a little bit of river envy.
Waterford River – The Other Side of the Bay
Sure, we love Niantic. The sunrises, the seafood, the salty breeze—it’s all great. But here on the other side of the Niantic River, we figured it was time to claim a little piece of the action. So we’re launching our own totally unofficial, completely tongue-in-cheek territory: Waterford River.
Is it a real river? Not exactly.
Is it a state of mind? Absolutely.
We’re just a bunch of proud Waterfordians (Waterfordites? Waterfolk?) who decided that if Niantic gets a bay, we get a river. And if they get shirts, we get better shirts.
So grab some gear, show your Waterford pride, and help us put the “rival” in “river.” Because if there’s one thing we know, it’s that the view from this side is always better—especially at sunset.
Est. 2025. Born from love, mischief, and a little bit of river envy.
Paddle Over to the Merch
Claiming the Coastline Since 2025
This is a parody site. We love Niantic. Please don’t sue us
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